Akpos Wan Die?

A Warri tenant walked in & saw his landlord 19yrs son trying to commit suicide
& a brief conversation ensued:

 Tenant: Akpos! Wetin you dey do so?

 Akpos: I dey try commit suicide, as Papa dey always complain say my life dey worthless!

 Tenant: That one no good now, but why you come tie the rope for your waist?

 Akpos: Bros, no be small thing o! I been tie the rope for neck, I NEARLY DIE!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!