Naming Ceremony

Akpos insisted that his first child must bear his name. So on the day of naming....


 Rev: Which name would you like your child to bear?
 Akpos: With smiles all over his face he said, Akpos!
 Rev: No! He has to bear an English name.
 Akpos: Ok oh, Akposky!
 Rev: Listen, your son should be named after a saint in the bible.
 Akpos: Nawa oh, which kind wahala be this?? Ok oga pastor, my son will bear St. Akpostus.