AKpos The Ghanian

Akpos, a Ghanian, just got admission

into one of the Nigerian institutions. At

the first day of lecture, the following

conversation erupted..... The Lecturer

said, "let's begin by reviewing some

Nigerian history." The Lecturer asked who said, "I shall return to die in the

land of my fathers?" She saw a sea of

blank faces, except for Akpos, who

had his hand up. Akpos replied: "King

Jaja of Opobo, 1875" "very good!" said

lecturer. Then,she asked again, who said, "The land use act will feed the

nation?" Again, no response except

from Akpos:"Obasanjo, 1976."The

Lecturer snapped at the class; "class,

you shouldbe ashamed. Akpos, who is

new to our Country, knows more about our history than you do." The Lecturer

heard a loud whisper:"Ghana must go".

"who said that?" shedemanded, Akpos

put his hand up,"Buhari 1984." At that

point, a student at the back scornfully

said; "Hmmm, you think you are smart?" The Lecturer glared and asked;

"All right! Now, who said that?" Again,

Akpos said,"Babangida to

Abiola,1992." Hmmm, a Student at the

back smilled "I dey laugh ooh" Akpos

smilled back and said Obasanjo to Atiku 2001. Now furious, another student

yelled;"Oh yeah! Eat this!" Akpos

jumped out of his chair waving his

hand and shouting to the Lecturer,

"Indian mistress giving an apple to

Abacha, 1998" Now, with almost mob hyseria, someone said; "You little shit. If

you say anything else, I'll kill you."

Akpos frantically yelled at the top of

hisvoice; "Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004!"

The Lecturer fainted, and as the class

gathered around her on the floor, someone said; "Oh shit, we're in Big

trouble now!" Akpos whispered;

"Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose

and Lucky Igbinedon 2007" Someone

angrily said; "Dont answer him, he is a

fool" Akpos smiled nd replied; "Obansanjo to IBB, 2011" Now, the

Lecturer managed to get up and asked

Akpos; pls, who're you? Show your

self.. Akpos jumped, yelled and said;

Jonathan to BOKO HARAM, 2012