Akpos And Wife

Akpors last week moved with his wife to Victoria
 Island, Lagos.

 A thief came to his house one night and threatened
 to inject him with blood containing the HIV virus if
 he didn't drop all the money he collected from the
 bank the day before.

 Akpors: Are you going to leave me with the money
 if I allow you to inject me with the HIV virus?

 The Thief: I will not collect the money and I will
 leave you.
 On hearing this, he told the thief to give him 2
 minutes and he went to the toilet. When he came
 back from the toilet, he asked the thief to inject
 him with the HIV virus.
 The frustrated thief injected him with the HIV
 virus and left immediately.

 Immediately the thief left, the wife became
 hysterical

 Wife: What the hell did you just do?

 Akpors: Don't mind the silly thief, he doesn't know
 that I put on a condom the other time I went to the
 toilet