Akpos and Daughter

 Daughter: Dad there is something my boyfriend, Eazy said to me that I don't understand
 Akpos: "What was that?
 Daughter: He said that I have a beautiful chassis, two lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.
 Akpos: You tell your boyfriend, Eazy or whatever his name is, that if he opens your bonnet & pulls out his dipstick to check the oil, I will give him such a service that his engine will knock and his exhaust will fall off.